Awards for d gray
200Awarded: Jun 26, 2012
250 licks - er, likes [250 likes received]
Your content has been liked 250 times. How do you do it? We can't figure it out, so we assume that it must be a trick. Dozens of Eskimo slaves in a computer sweatshop up in the Arctic Circle somewhere...that's it, isn't it? You evil bastard.
400Awarded: Aug 5, 2011
Thousand dollar baby [1000 messages posted]
1,000 messages? You've got problems. Serious problems. Not much more to say, really. Well, wait, there is this: When you find yourself standing at the roulette wheel in Las Vegas, down to your last dollar at 4 AM, always bet black.
100Awarded: Jul 22, 2011
One of those "popular" types [100 likes received]
Your messages have been liked 100 times. Don't ask me why. I sure as hell don't understand it. But then there are a lot of things I don't understand; Fish tacos, malaria, politics, wood ticks, bike tricks and Netflix. Wait, I do understand Netflix.
40Awarded: Feb 15, 2011
How do you do it? [50 likes received]
Feel the love. Or 50 "likes." It's not love, but at least it's something. It's not easy to get people to click that "Like" thingie, so take comfort in the fact that you are not completely alone in the universe, hurtling toward your imminent death.
20Awarded: Jan 22, 2011
Hey, I'm impressed [25 likes received]
Anyone can post, but to have someone like what you said demonstrates that you may just have Moxie. You know what Moxie is, don't ya kid? It's like Chicken Pox, only made of chocolate. Something like that. You may have it. Sorry.
10Awarded: Dec 14, 2010
Showing signs of mental instability [25 messages posted]
You know, it isn't normal to post in a forum. It just isn't. I know that 25 doesn't seem like a large number, but think about the time you spent doing all that typing. Not to mention the reading! Ick. Well, what can you do. May as well give up.
2Awarded: Dec 12, 2010
They like you, they really, really like you! [1 like received]
Hey, somebody out there liked one of your messages! What are the odds of that? That unfamiliar feeling that you have is called "pride." It is well-deserved, but it will only last about 14 seconds, then you'll feel like crap again. So enjoy it.
200Awarded: Dec 11, 2010
Beyond hope [500 messages posted]
With 500 posts you may as well tattoo the name of the site on your ass, you're here often enough. Your boyfriend might think it's sexy. If you have already tattooed the name of the site on your ass, please refrain from posting pictures.
100Awarded: Dec 11, 2010
Point of no return [250 messages posted]
250 posts. Ah, I remember when you were new here and we thought you'd never last a week. Those were the days. And now, here you are. Look at you! I'm going to send a picture to grandma. She loves you you know. You should call her.
50Awarded: Dec 11, 2010
Really persistent [100 messages posted]
You've posted 100 messages. That's a lot. Really. There is still time to reconsider how you are going to spend the rest of your life. I suggest learning to knit. It's relaxing, and when you get to be really good at it, you can make me a sweater.
20Awarded: Dec 11, 2010
Persistent [50 messages posted]
50 messages posted. You must like it here. That probably indicates some new form of insanity that science currently has no cure for. Just like the other 15 things that are slowly killing you. Oops, the Surgeon General just called...make that 16.
2Awarded: Dec 11, 2010
Second message mercy award [2 messages posted]
You have to post two messages somewhere on the forum to receive this. Here are two congratulatory points to show how much we value that achievement (points cannot be redeemed for cash or prizes, void where prohibited by law).