Awards for Dennis Loves The Beer
2Awarded: Jun 7, 2012
They like you, they really, really like you! [1 like received]
Hey, somebody out there liked one of your messages! What are the odds of that? That unfamiliar feeling that you have is called "pride." It is well-deserved, but it will only last about 14 seconds, then you'll feel like crap again. So enjoy it.
10Awarded: Mar 14, 2011
Showing signs of mental instability [25 messages posted]
You know, it isn't normal to post in a forum. It just isn't. I know that 25 doesn't seem like a large number, but think about the time you spent doing all that typing. Not to mention the reading! Ick. Well, what can you do. May as well give up.
50Awarded: Mar 14, 2011
Really persistent [100 messages posted]
You've posted 100 messages. That's a lot. Really. There is still time to reconsider how you are going to spend the rest of your life. I suggest learning to knit. It's relaxing, and when you get to be really good at it, you can make me a sweater.
20Awarded: Mar 14, 2011
Persistent [50 messages posted]
50 messages posted. You must like it here. That probably indicates some new form of insanity that science currently has no cure for. Just like the other 15 things that are slowly killing you. Oops, the Surgeon General just called...make that 16.
2Awarded: Mar 14, 2011
Second message mercy award [2 messages posted]
You have to post two messages somewhere on the forum to receive this. Here are two congratulatory points to show how much we value that achievement (points cannot be redeemed for cash or prizes, void where prohibited by law).