Miss Take, 39
I want to see tofu shaped like a corgi.
tofu dogs are okay also.
mind your manners. I said Kosher.
You're barking up the wrong tree.
I need a girl with a strong dispostion to escort me to a company function. Must be well read and have fluent social skills and manners.
holy shit jesus christ you just made me capitalize my own name!!! i NEVER capitalize vodka!!!
vodka - 1
Father Luke - 1
a woman's smirk will always beat a man's.
and you know it.
you'll have to do better.
Vodka - 2
Father Luke - still zero
Even if you do resort to love
in order to score, I smirk better than you.
Game is now tied.
Father Luke 1
Father Luke - 0
vodka - 1
I should stay out of this, but it was a smirk. A happy smirk.
i'm going to muzzle you.
That's a lovely signature line.
Was that a smirk? I thought you were constipated.
was i smiling before? i thought i was smirking.
you're not digging the pout?
Thank you for wishing me a Happy Birthday.
Now please put your smile back on.
laughing. but they're so worth it aren't they?
Great Danes have a very short life expectancy.
Endurance is the key word this week.
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Leighing down the law, are ewe?
just leagh down some plastic when you invite me over to sleep.
Vomit on the couches of friends?
Okay. I'm safe.
careful. i'm known to vomit on the couches of friends.
Sounds like a drunk cunt. It should do nicely, I think.
(it's a new word I'm trying out. a cross between [I]cunt[/I] and [I]crunk[/I].
I'm hoping it catches on.)
[B][I]Perfect [/I][/B] Cunt
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