Dear Friends,
Yes it's true. I wrote a book. The odds of this occurring are astonishing. I, for the most part wrote this book because I have been unemployed a lot over the past few years. I refused to waste my life away. I agree that my book is of a strange topic but, who cares. There is all kinds of weird shit going on these days. I watch TV shows of guys who operate heavy tow equipment in the winter and shows where people hunt to survive cold Alaska winters.
My book is about the prevalence of the phrase "Third Floor" showing up in so many movies. Isn't that weird?
Why would eye right a book aboot that? Well because I was in a nearly world famous Rock band called "Third Floor" We were a local Philly Rock band that did 50 gigs in 1989. We were good. I'm not kidding. We were really good. After Third Floor broke up I ended up watching a lot of movies. As explained in the book I always loved movies.
I started to notice the phrase "Third Floor" being mentioned in many movies. I started a list. The list grew and grew. Many years later I took out the lists and found that I was up to about 90 movies and so I thought I was on to something. This is essentially what the book is about. I may be crazy.
I also cover the story of my young life and what it is like to have a dream of being a drummer in a really hot band. This was a life long pursuit. It is not easy doing such a thing. You have to really want it and certain things have to fall in place for it to happen. So it is a autobiography of an average guy who has an amazing run of luck in sports and then pursues drumming like a madman who then ends up in a great band which then turns into a book about movies. It all makes perfect sense.
Excuse me I have to go catch 200 pounds of Samon to survive the harsh Pennsylvania Winter.
I hope all of the Buk nation across the globe will but my book so that my life will not "be clubbed into dank submission."
There is a heavy Buk influence on the book. I quote numerous passages. I am so fancy I quote one entire Bukowski poem. Look at the cover for Bukowski clues. There are also Third Floor clues such as our old address was 141. Check out the blue Volks license plate. I loved having Mr. Charles Bukowski as a major part of my book. How could I write a book and not have Buk as a major player. Sure.
If you decide to purchase a copy please do so at Author House dot com. I make more $ per book there. If you want a copy with my soon to be sought after Auto-Graph contact my assistant Ashley. Wait... she is not real. Contact me via a pleasant conversation. I will be sure to oblige.
Danny Mac
Yes it's true. I wrote a book. The odds of this occurring are astonishing. I, for the most part wrote this book because I have been unemployed a lot over the past few years. I refused to waste my life away. I agree that my book is of a strange topic but, who cares. There is all kinds of weird shit going on these days. I watch TV shows of guys who operate heavy tow equipment in the winter and shows where people hunt to survive cold Alaska winters.
My book is about the prevalence of the phrase "Third Floor" showing up in so many movies. Isn't that weird?
Why would eye right a book aboot that? Well because I was in a nearly world famous Rock band called "Third Floor" We were a local Philly Rock band that did 50 gigs in 1989. We were good. I'm not kidding. We were really good. After Third Floor broke up I ended up watching a lot of movies. As explained in the book I always loved movies.
I started to notice the phrase "Third Floor" being mentioned in many movies. I started a list. The list grew and grew. Many years later I took out the lists and found that I was up to about 90 movies and so I thought I was on to something. This is essentially what the book is about. I may be crazy.
I also cover the story of my young life and what it is like to have a dream of being a drummer in a really hot band. This was a life long pursuit. It is not easy doing such a thing. You have to really want it and certain things have to fall in place for it to happen. So it is a autobiography of an average guy who has an amazing run of luck in sports and then pursues drumming like a madman who then ends up in a great band which then turns into a book about movies. It all makes perfect sense.
Excuse me I have to go catch 200 pounds of Samon to survive the harsh Pennsylvania Winter.
I hope all of the Buk nation across the globe will but my book so that my life will not "be clubbed into dank submission."
There is a heavy Buk influence on the book. I quote numerous passages. I am so fancy I quote one entire Bukowski poem. Look at the cover for Bukowski clues. There are also Third Floor clues such as our old address was 141. Check out the blue Volks license plate. I loved having Mr. Charles Bukowski as a major part of my book. How could I write a book and not have Buk as a major player. Sure.
If you decide to purchase a copy please do so at Author House dot com. I make more $ per book there. If you want a copy with my soon to be sought after Auto-Graph contact my assistant Ashley. Wait... she is not real. Contact me via a pleasant conversation. I will be sure to oblige.
Danny Mac