Discussion in 'All things *not* Bukowski' started by slimedog, Jan 6, 2009.
I'm on a quintuple Scotch and water tonight.
yay, payday finally came around again, so tonight back to my first love...
you spent your paycheck on LaffyTaffy? you should've bought another bottle of Jack Daniel's, because that one is almost empty.
Ha, I bought the Jack last night, the laffy taffy, I bought two bags at the local .99 cents store. One for me, one for a girl I'm kinda seeing. That Jack was like 18 bucks, on sale! I also bought an 18pack of miller lite for 11.99 at a local drug store, so I'll move onto that next to wash all the whiskey and laffy taffy down!
man, booze is cheap in the States. what you bought for $30 would cost me $50+ here. even though our dollar is close to par.
when I was in Florida in early March, we were buying half decent wine (Yellow Tail from Australia) for half what it would cost up here.
that sucks hooch, and not to rub it in, but leave it to my kinda/sometimes girlfriend to have realized the 11.99 18 pack, also came with a $6.00 rebate. So after searching through all my receipts, she found the reciept, the rebate was on the box...and I guess that 18 pack was $5.99! Not bad, not the best beer, miller lite, but I'll take it for $5.99 an 18 pack! Oh the fight that ensued when I had no idea of the whereabouts of the receipt!
Gasoline, Richard Simmons' spunk, Ann Coulter's vindaloo-influenced soft stools; you know, take your pick.
Corona and Johnnie Walker tonight.
I haven't been in a bar for about 3 years (take away the house bars at the track), but my mother and I found ourselves at a new bar today run by Mexicans. It was new because we had never been there before, despite having seen it a thousand times next to the bank. It was like 12:30 in the afternoon so no one was there, it was very, very nice; a great ambiance. Dim lights, low Mexican music, MX v IT on the TV. It has been a shitty 7 years, so we decided to spring for top shelf using her house-money for the week. She started off with a mojito, made the right way. And I with a pina coloda. We then moved on. I to my new favorite drink (and I feel like such a pussy...), sour-apple martini; and she with an order she had to put in three times only to be told in Spanish that "Americans don't know how to drink" - vodka with a splash of diet coke. Always diet.
Good times, salsa salad.
Gregormilligan had a rubyred grapefruit & vodka, a stella artios, a tecate & a rolling rock.
It all sounds good but I hate Stella.
I'm having Buds and Scotch tonight.
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Best wishes for continued success,
I've jumped off the wagon after 13 years. My brother's fine home brew turned me on to the love of the hop. Hey moderator, no need to re-format my post this time. FTW, especially yours.
I'm glad you still make no sense. In keeping with tradition.
shit, did i do it again?
those damn acid flashbacks!
There should be no mention of acid or any other illicit drugs in this thread. Only alcohol and only what gregormilligan drinks or would approve of.
I was going to buy a case of that Stella tomorrow but I've thought better of it.
Haha. Best thread ever.
I'm drinking Bud and Grant's whisky tonight.
Edit: I approve of Stella.
I've just come from two consecutive N/A events/benefits (Friday/Saturday) - WHO NEEDS A DRINK? There were pro-alk after parties, but my feet were so swelled from the heat I felt truly old. Not to mention the fact I danced extra-white to Thriller and my black friend shook his head and covered his face in shame at me.
Poor enough to wait for JD on Thursday morning.
Gregormilligan had 4 black russians, 3 stella artois (now they're approved) and one lonesome tecate-he had no illicit drugs though he wish upon them.
Tonight/this morning I am drinking Jim Beam Black Label and Jura single malt Scotch, alternating between the two.
Black Russians? And I thought Russians were the scariest white people. A Russian could be in the worse ghetto in Harlem witnessing a black-gang murder and say to them, "What? You think this is bad neighborhood? I seen worse in Stalingrad. Now get the fuck out my alley."
Anyhow. To be relevant, we've been on screwdrivers for two days. Sometimes with pineapple juice. Yummiest fucking things. They sneak up on you. I feel ashamed to say I get so cooked on them. But it's ok - I'm tiny.
A Russian in Harlem would be more likely to have to put up with these types than any gang murders these days.
Where do you find this shit? haha. "I hate my birthday. I hate my parents. And I do drugs." That's brilliant.
I had several Jagermeisters and Stella Artois, I mean, my extinguished guest, Gregorgormilligan, had a few of these and a Rolling rock and we proceeded... well, you get the general gist. And as Generals are generally accustomed to proceeding in a fashionable manner, well, all right I say. Very well indeed.
I think gregormilligan had too much to drink tonight, 4 greyhounds and tecates followed with a jgermeister and rolling rock or two. It's too much for you to drink gregor on a monday night.
It's my twenty-first birthday today so I am definitely drinking a lot later. Right now I'm on root beer, but it is only nine am.
Waiting for my next paycheck, i spent a fortune on beer at the download music fest they were charging Â£ 3.75 for a small carlsberg, f....g scandlous.
What is "the download music fest"? Like a virtual Woodstock? It sounds like something you'd do sitting at the computer right after the download porn fest.
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