What gregormilligan is having for drinking

No, it used to be called the Donnington Park music festival

http://www.downloadfestival.co.uk/home/

Darren

It's a lie. It's actually a get-together for chronic internet porn masturbators. Carlsberg: Probably the best wanker in the world.

Who are you callin' an internet porn masturbator?

People that masturbate to the thought of you.

Last night I had a few Belgian-style ales ("Abbey") from the New Belgium Brewing Company of Ft. Collins Colorado. Tasted fine last night but their after-effects today are not pleasant. Let's just say I'm experiencing one of Bukowski's poem topics. No, not younger women. No, not playing the ponies...

I guess I'm having Corona tonight. I'm not especially fond of the stuff and I don't often drink anymore, but I just came from the market and someone left an 18-pack of it in the bottom of their cart in the parking lot cart return area. I watched for a few minutes to see if any panicky looking alcoholics would come running over to reclaim it but it just sat there, looking lonely, so I took it. Too bad it wasn't something like a nice dark Heineken or Guinness, but beggars can't be choosers, right?

I'll consider this partial payment for all of the times that some bag-boy has loaded stuff under my cart which ended up being left in the parking lot. It's happened more times than I care to admit.

Side note: Looks like gregormilligan finally drank himself to death... he hasn't posted here in almost a week.

We started off with J&C but ran out of the J. Then after an expletive deletive, he made me the most delicious White Russian I've ever had in my life. Just everything about it mixed correctly I guess.

I'm glad that Lolita approved of the White Russian I made, I, myself, gregormilligan, had a Fosters big can and am about to have a shot of jagermeister followed by a beer to be named later.

Great Uncle Slimedog??

My neighbor gave me two cases of Merlot left over from his wedding. So I had two glasses of Merlot tonight. I need to save my money for some Kahlua so I can make a White Russian.

Slimey - no one has ever made love to me with such passion as you do. My love, my life, my sin, my soul!


To be relevant - I'm on cherry coke and Demerol. Anyone ever try Jack and cherry coke? It's delicious, for a nice little change of pace.

Hmmm...obviously this young lady is inebriated.

....and fantasizing too.

It is no fantasy, our love is real, I love Lolita as much as gregormilligan loves his drink!

I love her with every drop of blood and acid that pores through my veins!

I think it was the acid that started it, baby.

That is so sweet!

She is a poetic little bitch. <3333!!!111

Misc. 12 oz. cans of cold beer.....with a dry wind back.

I'm banging my cheap Puerto Rican girlfriend. She's a Cokehead. And she never gives me the day-after shits like those fancy ales did the other day...

I drink diet pepsi that's lime flavored and I recently tried the pepsi with cherry and it was okay for a change but it was too sweet.

And, yes, Gerard, thank you for noticing that I am sweet!

I am Lolita's sweet poetic bitch.

You are drinking your cheap P.R. cokehead girlfriend because this is the what gregormilligan is having for drinking, not banging. Maybe instead of shits it could be the burning drip.

Startin' to worry about the Scot scoundrel myself. Hope he didn't discover that root beer mixes well with Appalachian dew and is now wandering barefoot and hungry in Stirlingshire.

Hello everyone, I'm still alive.

Just been too busy drinking to post.

I'm on Scotch and Tennent's tonight. Tennent's is shite but it was in the fridge. Gonnae have an Orkney Dark Island before bed.

short on cash, so a 6 pack of this to wash down the whiskey I've been drinking since 2pm...My friends call it piss, I call it a budget.

hammer it down brah!

Good to hear yer well, gregor, and back to posting the daily drink diary. And Poof! Burg, the Pabst Blue Ribbon genie, appears. All is well with the world.

Words to live by. And drink by.

I heard that William S. Burg had been killed when he had his penis removed by the suction in his local swimming pool, so I'm glad to hear that he is still out there and still riding his fixie drunk.

Bill

and the budget continues because tonight it's a plastic jug of early times whiskey and a 32oz $1.69 miller high life to wash it down.

Tonight: a bottle of "Grüner Veltliner" white wine stretched with a bottle of "Gasteiner Natur" mineral water combined with a small can of Ültje-peanuts.

No alcohol tonight, had over twenty pints down in Wales yesterday. Was my Grandad's funeral, so we wanted to celebrate his life.

Cherry Coke for me.