Notes of a Dirty Old Man (1973)

Story (1973)

Excerpt

Notes of a Dirty Old Man

"Will you call me tomorrow?" she asked. "Of course," he said, then hung up. She had told him they had this new instrument down at the club that allowed a woman to look into her vagina. Women had walked around for centuries without really knowing what their vaginas looked like...

Appears in Books

• Portions from a Wine-Stained Notebook - 2008, pg. 135

Appears in Magazines

• Los Angeles Free Press - no. 493, December 28 1973, pg. A