Notes of a Dirty Old Man (1967)
Story (1967)
Excerpt
Notes of a Dirty Old Man
belles-lettres? Dear Mr. B: How come they save all the typos for YOUR column? Hello Martha K: It is done by a bunch of rancorous old drunks in smelly stockings who hit me over the head with empty wine bottles of white Calif. wine at the conclusion of their staff meetings. The reason is pure old American jealousy because I write so well, plus the fact that I ball everything female (or anything that looks female) which wanders within arm's (?) reach...
Appears in Books
- More Notes of a Dirty Old Man - 2011, pg. 101
Appears in Magazines
- Open City - June 16-22 1967