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Notes of a Dirty Old Man (1974)

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Notes of a Dirty Old Man

I figured 500-plus air might make this community college outside Detroit worth my soul so I got on American and worked the stewardesses for extra drinks. I was to land a day early, and I made it down the ramp waiting for some professor to grab me and one did and I told him, "I'm yours now. How can you tell what you've got until it gets off the plane?" "We can't."...

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