Recent content by MULLINAX

I am SO GLAD that I'm not the only one OBSESSED with Mr. Phillips! I used to send him email every day but he NEVER ANSWERS so I stopped FOR NOW. GROWING BEARD you should contact me and we can trade pictures of MJP. I have many that I have found by SCOURING all the corners of cyberspace. Maybe...

DANNY -- THANK YOU SO MUCH for sending me the tshirt you are wearing in the picture. I have been wearing it every day since it arrived. I bought the motorcycle jacket like you asked, and I've been WEARING it 24/7 like you asked, though it's HARD at NIGHT sometimes because I have great...

I think your designs are brilliant, Liam.

Don't pay any attention to these GRINGOS, they are all failed writers and artists and their FAILURE causes them to LASH OUT at the ORIGINAL and TALENTED. It should be a point of PRIDE to you that these halfwit slobs and DILETTANTES are so THREATENED by you that they seek to tear you down! Did...

THE JOKE IS ON YOU! I have ALL THREE: the "regular" cover, the "hologram" cover and the "scratch n' sniff" cover. AND I have TWO COPIES of EACH! Blow it out your ASS, HONKEY!

I sell that edition of NOTES for $555.11. Don't take a penny LESS!

You never EMAILED me to tell me WHERE to send the bus ticket! When you get here we'll have string cheese and Pringles and I'll show you my collection of cigar butts and Cat Fancy Magazines. I have the ENTIRE RUN.

HA HA very funny but you FORGET the manuscripts he DREW STARS ON. Those were printed DIRECTLY from the Mac and then collated into the books. THAT'S why the paper feels different. Scott Harrison told me that in CONFIDENCE, and he's an EXPERT. The FONT used in ALL the Black Sparrow Press books...

Oh, it doesn't matter. I just want to prepare for our meeting properly, so it helps to know gender in advance. If you are not sure of your gender, or are somewhere between, that's fine too. When are you going to EMAIL me?! The longer you make me WAIT the more ANGRY I'm going to get! I have...

Hi. Hey, which kind of foreign are you? What is the age of consent where you are right now? Does your country have strict extradition laws? Could you tell me a little about your feet? Can we meet in an AOL chat room? Email me. I can make your life MUCH better. I have MILLIONS of Japanese yen and...

I never use Puerile, I don't like those hand cleaners. I don't TRUST them, you know? Ha ha ha. I just don't. Plus there's nothing wrong with having other people's sweat on your hands. But you should know that I like ANARCHY too! I think you are making fun of me, but you should email me. Just...

You have met performers? OMG, that's AMAZING! You should email me. I don't get to meet many performers, I live in Japan and the ones I have met are all very short. Have you met any TALL performers, who would wear, say, a size 12 or larger wrestling shoe? I have a Mickey Rourke wrestling costume...

TOMASZ! That is TRUE ART, and you are a TRUE BUKSTER! Don't pay attention to these SELF PUBLISHED, suburban washouts. Their jealousy blinds them to your GENIUS. You didn't email me! I still want to translate your WORK. And discuss personal matters. VIVA LA RAZA!

Your crackly blue face makes me wonder if you are into trading Zentai parephenalia or perhaps you have some wrestling singlets you would sell or trade to me? I have wrestling shoes, singlets, bamboo chastity devices, 80s CDs, El Polo Loco gift cards and a MASSIVE HOARD of BUKOWSKI TREASURES...

Would you ever consider shaving your arms? I mean if you met someone you REALLY LIKED? Your pirate hat is cute, but you should post a picture of yourself wearing your sweaty gasmask.