Hey, jmp, you should pick one up of you...
http://www.thebobblehead.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.garden_flypage&product_id=31&category_id=7&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=47
I think we just need to send you a skoal can, some bud, pack of marlboro reds, and you would be...