Recent content by VALDEZ

Hahahaha! Hey, thanks troll! Such a GREAT insult. A real wordslinger you are!

This past summer, I was vacationing in Laguna Beach with my girlfriend and one night I wrote a short little poem. Trying to capture the mood and feeling I got from sitting on the hotel room balcony and overlooking the ocean. A month or two after I posted the poem to my blog, I got a message from...

Thanks man. Hosho McCreesh is fuckin bad ass! And Jordan, I don't have a Cadillac or any car. The snake tattoo is on my stomach, not my chest. And I don't know where you got wife beater from. I'm not wearing anything beneath the collared shirt. Thanks for the input though! Happy to be back!

Howdy, y'all! I was wanting to see if anyone knew of any book trailers that are out there of good books. Most of the stuff I've been finding is just animations or pictures with excerpts being read, but has anyone made one that looks like a movie trailer? I'm hard pressed to find any. Also...

First off, that's Pure Life bottled water, the cheapest water, next to Great Value. So your point is invalid. Also, I've never claimed to drink MD 20/20, the only thing in my Mason jars is water. Pay attention. That's the BEST you got? That I'm drinking water? Pffft. Weak shit. Bad form...

Hahahaha! I can't argue with you.

No, they shit on me because apparently, I was supposed to make more posts before promoting my stuff. I had just gotten the book deal, lived in complete isolation, and was reaching out for some form of human contact/interaction, and got met with hostility. THEN after that, I became a dick...

A year or two ago, I can't remember how long, I came on here and told ya'll about my forthcoming book. Just about everybody shit on me and trolled the fuck out of the thread. Available on Amazon & in stores now. E-Book & book trailer coming soon!

Wow. Really? You're trying to marginalize a great writer like, Dan Fante? He's on Harper-Perennial. Which book label are you on, sir? Hahahaha! Sounds about right. No MJP, I get why you think I'm a cunt. I'd think that too if I was YOUR age, and some 26 year-old came on here, tooting his...

Thanks for moving it. It makes no difference to me, gringo. I'm getting published and grinning ear to ear. It's been eight months since I was last on here and the writing has gotten stronger. I got a job doing transcription for television shows, so all I've done is type. It's made everything...

Last year, when I came to the board, I posted something in the wrong place and got my head bitten off. Hopefully, that doesn't happen again. I'm a 26 year-old, first time author, from Phoenix, Arizona, being published by Sun Dog Press this year, Here you can find a few short stories/poems...

24 years old and a girlfriend rented 'Born Into This' from our Netflix queue. The next day we went on a search & destroy mission, found Post Office & Women. Those were the first two I ever read. I've been collecting his books ever since. His poetry is best. I eat it up like cheese & crackers...

I've never even heard of that one before. Is just his music in it? Or does Jerry Lee make a cameo?

It doesn't matter how good my words are? It doesn't matter? Elvis Christ. Listen to yourself. You don't give a rat's ass about the word, the line, the way. That's all that matters. Look if you don't like me...fine...then don't read my book when it comes out. Okay? Just don't sit there typing...

It just gets better and better, with each episode. It'll only run for one more season probably. Fuckin' Hamlet on Harley Davidsons! Remember how Hamlet ends? Ha ha ha!