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If I can fit into your panties that makes you a rather large woman. I believe, Ms Writing Critique Is Not For Everybody, that what you were reaching for was that I may wear your panties. Am I correct?

A guy that my dad shot in the ass with rock salt, used to play drums with Bon Scott. If that helps. He said that Bon liked to drink Jack Daniels ( duh ) and he said that Bon said that "Playing the bagpipes was like sucking on a cat's tail." The guy got some thyroid disease and he blew up to...

I don't know if I ever publicly thanked you for sending me the copies of GC, and on your dime (sending them to me for the free and the fun of it). And it really isn't necessary to stop promoting your poetry and writing here. We all promote ourselves here. I may not comment, and I...

I've wiped off on all my t-shirts. And I don't wear underwear. Any suggestions?

You've already fit right in here.

Vodka has been two timing me?

Only if it will stop your crying. You are a perfect cunt. Better?

Quite true. But of course, dear. Once again, it was all about you. You'd know best, dear.

I claim to be Tom - From MySpace. . .

After a fashion, I suppose.

Shit floats. Cream rises. Your assessment is a valid one. * koff *

Here. Watch this idiot. http://www.break.com/index/idiot_shoots_self_with_flare_gun.html

If I were to start selling the Beer (Deer?) stained coasters on eBay (eDay?), that would be getting close Dill . . . er, Bill . . .

Mercury Retro - - - Some days I hate to go to work. For when I'm gone: Listening to: Nekromantix Reading: The Sun Eating: The usual . . . Who hates me: Almost everyone Who loves me: Almost everyone Favorite Author to Quote today: Shakespeare. and all the other threads I'll miss. ...

It's funny to call men cunts. They get all - Huh? Whut? It's like calling a Klansman a Nigger. Fuck Hate. (thank you Steve Richmond, and Charles Bukowski - you beings of beauty)

Point. I like Bill's response to Jordan. Friends are not to be collected like some badge of my worth. Which is funny, because I make everyone on Buk.net my friend. I'm the Tom of Buk.net. LOL! You know, the "exposure" MySpace affords? Arguably, MySpace created Dane Cook. I suppose there are...

Dude. That's awesome.

A guy I knew used to do that. Just go right out and shit on someone's car outside of a bar. I never got it. I didn't know that was a shared experience.

The Lady Doth protest too much, me thinks. . . I call everyone cunts. And drunks. And this. And that. But I never post private emails, especially when there is more than one side to the story. ;)

Buzzcat: That's one hell-uva a story. I'll have to think a long time before I can top that. Whoo wee !

There will be fireworks. . . guaran-fucking-teed Congratulaptions to the both of you'se guys !

Shakespeare also said . . . The name on my driver's License is Father Luke The name my Parents call me is Father Luke The name on my Social Security card is Father Luke Everyone I know calls me Father Luke It's a name. It's not a title. It's my name. Call me what you wish. As I recall...

LOL! Let's wait and find out. Thanx, roni.