Charles Bukowski - American author
For some reason I love this email (which had a zipped virus labeled as "Invitation_card" attached). I can't delete it. The language is so awesome. Free "supper," indeed.
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The Free Supper Day
Your McDonalds [manager@mcdonalds.com]
Hello.
McDonalds invites you to The Free Supper Day which will take place on 29 July, 2011, in every cafe of ours.
Free Day's menu!
- Angus Bacon & Cheese Snack Wrap
- World Famous Fries
- Premium Southwest Salad with Grilled Chicken
- Hot Caramel Sundae
- McCafe Caramel Frappe
Print the invitation card attached to the letter and show it at the cash desk of any of our restaurants.
Every manager will gladly take your card and issue you a tasty dish of Free Day.
And remember! Free Day is whole five free dishes!
Thank you for your credence.
We really appreciate it.
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The Free Supper Day
Your McDonalds [manager@mcdonalds.com]
Hello.
McDonalds invites you to The Free Supper Day which will take place on 29 July, 2011, in every cafe of ours.
Free Day's menu!
- Angus Bacon & Cheese Snack Wrap
- World Famous Fries
- Premium Southwest Salad with Grilled Chicken
- Hot Caramel Sundae
- McCafe Caramel Frappe
Print the invitation card attached to the letter and show it at the cash desk of any of our restaurants.
Every manager will gladly take your card and issue you a tasty dish of Free Day.
And remember! Free Day is whole five free dishes!
Thank you for your credence.
We really appreciate it.