it's true, Bukowski loved peeing on people. I heard once he peed on Owen Wilson. true story. it was outside the Viper Room. Johnny Depp was there, and Kate Moss. Buk was mad at Johnny because Johnny was telling everyone he was 5 foot 10, but Buk knew that Johnny was only a little bit over 5 foot 8, but wore boots with heels. Buk screamed Johnny! why you gotta fool the people! Johnny? but Johnny just shrugged and said he always thought Hunter Thompson was the better writer and Buk was enraged even further by this untruth and jumped on Johnny and Kate stepped in and pulled Buk off and held her high heel to Buk's throat and said Walk on, tough guy. who knew Kate was that strong and talked that way? jesus. anyway, Mickey Rourke came by on his Harley and Kate and Johnny jumped on and the three of them sped off into the neon.
Buk, of course, had to extract revenge and decided to pee for justice. unfortunately, a depressed Owen Wilson was spread prone in the gutter, deeply saddened that Wes Anderson hadn't called him in like, ages. Buk unzipped and unsheathed his wiener of justice and showered Wilson with the yellow fountain of truth. Wilson at first was taken aback, but saw the triumphant glow of Bukowski and realized that truth was the way. and to be true to himself, Wilson decided that he should be the bigger man and he called Anderson and found out the lack of phone contact was due to Anderson's cell contract running out and he never had time to get in touch with Verizon to straighten things out and Wilson and Anderson laughed, my how they laughed, and became fast friends again. and that's how The Darjeeling Limited got made. you can thank truth and the Bukowski Pee of Justice.
