Change

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
Okay, :D

Everyone is talking about change...and two and a half million new jobs. Here is my part: I need salesmen to sell cars in Costa Mesa CA. (if you don't live near here then this is just-hopefully humorous but-filler) My boss put an ad on Craig list with my phone number.

Holy shit! people -lots and lots of people- need a job. I have hired all but two who called me. So if you can just show up you can have a job too. btw they do sell draft beer there and the weather is very nice.:rolleyes:
 
Walked to the railways the other day and this punk came up to me, wearing a perfectly styled mohawk and a brandnew The Exploited t-shirt.

- Do you have some change?

- Fuck off.




In another sense, I'm drawing heads, animals, flowers and stuff for sandstone sculptures. I did the Route 66 logo last Friday, but changed the letters and numbers into old English. It's going fine; still I want to change my life and become a porn star.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
If they speak fluent English, maybe. I hired 12 over the phone and 3 showed up. They were all gone by 10:30. Wow. I have hired 10 more for next weekend and people are still calling.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
The 3 sales people left scared or something. An angry asian lady I hired spent more time asking about the job and how to get there than she did working. On her way off the lot she told my boss,"You can take your fucking and go to hell!" It was much funnier with her accent. One of her customers came back and bought a car after she stormed off.

I get 4 to 20 calls a day from the ad. They all act like they will come to work. Only two have stayed for more than a day. After 31 years it seems like an easy job. Are people today soft?
 

mjp

Founding member
Did he say sell cars or borrow cars??????gone in sixty seconds
He said sell cars.

Are you bored, or just an asshole? Or perhaps a bored asshole?

You're posting a bunch of pointless, stupid shit and it's not fun, it's not funny.
 

number6horse

okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
GKHL - It could be that people don't have the same drive and perserverance they had 10 or 20 years ago. Or, it might be the fact that when it comes to sales, people are totally unprepared and unaware of what it takes to do that job successfully.

Reality kicks them in the ass around 10:30 A.M. and they hit the exits !
 
"You can take your fucking and go to hell!" explains the attitude. Some people just want to have money, not actually work to earn money.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
GKHL - It could be that people don't have the same drive and perseverance they had 10 or 20 years ago. Or, it might be the fact that when it comes to sales, people are totally unprepared and unaware of what it takes to do that job successfully.

Reality kicks them in the ass around 10:30 A.M. and they hit the exits !

Her problem was she felt like she could do it all by herself and she had the sale made (only because the buyer was laying right down for the car) but she was worrying about insignificant stuff and had a preconceived idea that we were going to rip her off. Most people are their own worst enemy.

You are right because most of the other applicants didn't even show up.
 
If you're looking for a salesman in Q4 2010, I might look you up. I'm seriously considering going to art school in OC.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
Okay.

Maybe if I thought that far ahead I wouldn't be in this predicament.

Yes you can work there if I'm there. In fact, even if I'm not there I can get you a job there if they are still there.
 

number6horse

okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
..."Yes you can work there if I'm there. In fact, even if I'm not there I can get you a job there if they are still there...."

Gerard- that sounds like either quantum mechanics theory or attending the "right" dinner parties. (Which is more baffling ?)
 
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