If they're bored over there at HarperCollins I have some ideas for things they can do besides spending time and money trying to make a collectible out of something they released 20 years ago.
Call me up, Harper, I'll help you out. Or, what the hell, I don't care, I'll even talk to Collins. I know he's second banana, but it's okay. Dust him off and get him on the phone. Jesus. Is this all you've got?