so... I used to drink. A lot. And I have a couple of pretty decent things that I know I typed on my old IBM Selectric. Trouble is, I don't recall writing them. Did I write these pieces and was too soused to recall? Or see them elsewhere and decide to copy them for further reference? Damn, I just don't know. Can't very well publish pieces that I ain't sure I wrote. My evil twin says if they are the only two decent pieces in the collection, probably I didn't write em. Fuck that bitch. WWBD?