Is this a question or a commentary?
I imagine mike (if he were not off in some far away land) would say dicks can be a) joysticks, or b) floppys. And, logically following, pussies would be like floppy drives (which poses a problem since floppy dicks aren't easily inserted into pussies, whereas joysticks could be... but just try fitting a joystick into your average floppy drive).
A conundrum.