Well here I am, all new and stuff.
I guess I don't have much to offer, I never drank with Buk
I don't own some kind of indie bookstore, I was never a waiter at the dew drop inn, I haven't lived downstairs from Neeli Cherkovski, I was never Linda King's podiatrist, and at no point was I ever on John Martins speed dial.
I apologize.
It's funny though, I recognize some of you from outbidding me on ebay.
Bospress I'm looking in your direction.
I guess I don't have much to offer, I never drank with Buk
I don't own some kind of indie bookstore, I was never a waiter at the dew drop inn, I haven't lived downstairs from Neeli Cherkovski, I was never Linda King's podiatrist, and at no point was I ever on John Martins speed dial.
I apologize.
It's funny though, I recognize some of you from outbidding me on ebay.
Bospress I'm looking in your direction.