Monday the 11th is my birthday. Not just any birthday. My 40th.
I feel old.
I dunno, but I'm scared to get one. You should get one and tell me how it goes.Isn't 40 the year where it's mandatory for a prostate exam?
Isn't 40 the year where it's mandatory for a prostate exam?
I've passed the big 50 so no pity for you and MJP has conducted unwarrented colonoscopy on me since I was but a wee lad and he a Catholic priest. But's it's all good, you see, religion meets science, I believe.
Which is why they render you unconscious for that. Or so I've heard from less fortunate friends.
Yeah, let's be sure to differentiate here. I've had some "unofficial" prostate exams that were downright enjoyable, but a colonoscopy is a different bag of intrusive fish. Like a plumber's snake jammed up the poop chute. Which is why they render you unconscious for that. Or so I've heard from less fortunate friends.
It felt like an animal test when I had a gastroscopy once. I've had some ulcers that I could watch on the screen with that long (long) tube shoved down my throat. I had to burp a lot and wasn't allowed to swallow spit. I mean, that's a reflex... not easy to suppress.there is a small (small) camera that you can swallow
I had one of these while I was conscious... at least for a little bit. the pain was so horrendous that I passed out cold! Christ! yep, like a fire hose shoved up my ass. I hear now that there is a small (small) camera that you can swallow. Hell, the best part was the fart attacks. no anal sex for me thank you. a relief of sorts I suppose....
OK - I am definitely starting a "Post of The Year" collection, and I suggest everyone else do too. On Dec. 1, there will be a thread and we can vote. I will furnish a prize of negligible monetary value. Because laughter is priceless, you know...
Maybe we need a thread for horrible medical experiences. :D
In other words, 40, 50, 60 and on and on, who gives a shit. We, currently, are alive.
Guess yer not a she. I missed that on first readthrough.
I agree, senility is not a defect it's just a new way of looking at things.
Just some juicy burger I picked up off the web. It makes me hungry, too.And zenguru, what the hell is that azatar pic? Wendys? Chicken?