A fancy new book chock full of special, mystical mantra-like words tailored specifically to you!
Or - a printed rehash of the smog.net blog - you decide!
Okay, so it is a rehash of the smog blog, but considering that it's made up of the "best" of almost seven years of rants and genius insight, who could resist? I mean, really. As an added bonus, all of the typos have been fixed, and the entries "de-bloggified" (term courtesy of Jordan Hurder, used with permission, copyright 2009) for your protection and convenience.
A fat little pocket sized book that you can read at the coffee shop while looking forlorn and waiting for pretty girls to strike up conversations with you. The perfect prop and twenty first century accessory!
"What IS that weird thing?"
"Oh, this? It's a book."
"Booook...? Book! Ha ha. That sounds so funny! Um...how do you turn it on?"
Available only at mjpbooks.com - accept no substitutes!