"You know what a shit-barometer is, DennisLovesTheBeer ? Measures the shit-pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, DennisLovesTheBeer . Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, my sorry little
friend, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin'."