Inexpensive book titles (1 Viewer)

[mjp]

The other thread got me thinking that many of you are probably in need of good titles for your upcoming book projects, so I thought this would be a good place to gather them for your use. I will start some lucky writer(s) off with these, in a introductory sale of $129 each, $329 for the entire ThreePak™®:

That Stupid God Damn Coconut Hat Of Yours Has Given Me A Rash
Flippant, That's What She Was, Yet I Miss Her More Than I Miss My Mother's Warm Embrace
Gumball Lizard Brains And Chicken Bone Jewelry Aside, This Place Sucks

If anything is misspelled you have to use it as-is. No refunds.

 

[bospress.net]

Jello Biafra used to talk about the great band names that he came up for bands. Some were really great and offensive.

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/JohnB...s_for_bands__he_writes_em_down__why_dont_you_

Anchovy Smegma is my favorite....

Great Wall of Goat Urine is a close second.

Bill

 

[Bukfan]

Tits, Ass & Money, and, ShutUp And Buy, ain't too bad either. Of course, names like, Be My Urinal, and, Lost Orgasm, have a certain poetic ring to them too.

 

[Black Swan]

Three-Mile Colostomy is rather uplifting!

 

[Rekrab]

long fun names are okay but what about short evil titles, like:
Baby Anvil
Duckling Smear
Skull Implosion
Broken Eggs

$19.99 each, reduced to $14.99 if you misspell them.

 

[Mark73]

300 blank pages you can smear your feces on
An artbook, of course. Men's edition.

300 blank pages onto which you can smear your feces if you'd like
Woman's edition.

$15.95 each, $29.95 if you buy both titles. Money doesn't stink.

 

[pig ear press]

Sea looks rough today, better get my swimming aids

Swimming Aids: Full Blown

You Kick Harder When You're Swimming Without Arms

Buy two for £10, get one free.

 

[Mark73]

The last surreal battle of the mongoloid ($2.95)

Haloperidol knocks out lysergic acid diethylamide in the first round, back into the wheelchair ($3.95)

I'm not suffering from multiple personality disorder, I'm multi-talented, now give us our medication, the others can't wait, Suzie says ($4.95)

 

[Bruno Dante]

Jello Biafra used to talk about the great band names that he came up for bands. Some were really great and offensive.
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/JohnB...s_for_bands__he_writes_em_down__why_dont_you_
Anchovy Smegma is my favorite....
Great Wall of Goat Urine is a close second.

Those are brilliant :D

 

[BrunoAndernacht]

What about "Would you allow this guy to look after your 4-year-old daughter"?