Oh indeed, it would be my pleasure and privilege, really, to put all of you up for as many days or weeks as you would like. I always wanted to live in a hostel, now maybe my dream can come true!
Just remember, it's lights out at 8pm. And if you don't like dirty, ill-tempered dogs sleeping in your cot with you, you may want to spring for a hotel room instead.
You can get used to the dogs, I suppose, but the cold showers are always a bitch, no matter how many times you get in there.