man, I fucking hate hipsters (1 Viewer)

[xxedgexx]

http://www.revolveclothing.com/b/Product.jsp?code=ORTH-MO17

A rebel in disguise, this cutting-edge streetwise brand is out to overturn the fashion orthodoxy.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

It looks like-no offense- Members Only Jacket

 

[hoochmonkey9]

$220!!!!!

 

[justine]

i fully expected this to be a thread started by jordan.

 

[mjp]

I wrote a review. Click on the review tab and be sure to rate it "helpful."

 

[hoochmonkey9]

done.
heh.

 

[Purple Stickpin]

I wrote a review. Click on the review tab and be sure to rate it "helpful."

I wear clogs, you bastard! ;)

But nice review. I did indeed find it helpful.

 

[bospress.net]

wow. You can vote more than once.....

I hit it 14 times....

Bill

 

[jordan]

i just voted 100 times.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

extra 40 votes from me.
I'm so pomo, I don't want anyone else to be pomo.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

Yes, don't worry hoochie you can be pomo yes our own little pomo mofo.;)

excuse me while I vote for a while.

 

[mjp]

I wear clogs, you bastard! ;)

Sorry, I was reaching for anything obscure at the end there.

170 helpful votes, I am honored.

 

[1fsh2fsh]

170 helpful votes, I am honored.

201!!! I win! I win!!!

 

[Bukfan]

A Bukowski jacket? Jezuz, what's next - Bukowski shoes?

I just hit it about 60 times, bringing it up to 275 votes, and I gave the other two reviews over 10 negative votes each, for good measure. Those kinda jackets has to go with clogs!..:D

 

[bospress.net]

I just hit it about 60 times, bringing it up to 275 votes, and I gave the other two reviews over 10 negative votes each, for good measure. Those kinda jackets has to go with clogs!..:D

it was a popularity contest and me and my assless chaps lost....

Bill

 

[Purple Stickpin]

Those kinda jackets has to go with clogs!..:D

Ahem...

I wear clogs, you bastard! ;)

:rolleyes:

And it's up to 300 now.

 

[xxedgexx]

You guys are funny.

1001

I didn't even see the price when I posted. $220.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

I just clicked a lot.
I hope I win something. like one of those jackets!
wait, what? what am I against again? cuz whatever it is, I HATE IT!!!!
kidding, those overpriced rags are awful.

 

[Bukfan]

it was a popularity contest and me and my assless chaps lost....

Jeez, was the assless chaps one yours, Bill? Sorry! :p

Now mjp's is up to 1040! :D

 

[xxedgexx]

I'm pretty bored and you guys got me drunk, so...

http://www.revolveclothing.com/b/CastReviewVote.jsp?id=5580&vote=yes

Just pump this into your browser. I'm a geek so I'm using a shell script to continually vote yes.

yep, I have that much time.

 

[mjp]

A script! I should have thought of that...

http://thisisnotatest.com/vote.php

Let's see how high that thing will go.

 

[xxedgexx]

Nice. Here's my script :)

while(/bin/true); do curl 'http://www.revolveclothing.com/b/CastReviewVote.jsp?id=5580&vote=yes' ; done

It's up to around 9000. Their marketing team is going to open a store front right on Silver Lake Blvd due to the overwhelming response on their Bukowski jacket.

 

[mjp]

It looks like we are adding about 1000 per minute.

 

[xxedgexx]

I'm not stopping until the entire hipster population is represented or 100,000. haha.

It's ok. Their sysadmin is at a 'dive bar' drinking pabst and being totally ironic.

 

[justine]

my contribution has now brought the running total of votes to 23,650.

 

[mjp]

It looks like we are adding about 1000 per minute.

Oops, more like 3200 a minute now...

 

[Father Luke]

Just added my browser. . . ;)

(three windows. . . is that, like too many? heh)

 

[mjp]

If all my sites (including this one) get shut down you'll know it was too many. ;)

xxedgexx's shell script is much faster.

When it gets to 100k I'll remove the web-based script.

 

[Bukfan]

It's 100024 right now! :D

 

[Father Luke]

I have a firefox window open with 22 tabs pumping that fucker.
11 mjp/ 11 xxedgexx.

 

[mjp]

There's a lesson to be learned here, kids: when you are writing your online voting script, make sure to allow only one vote per IP...

 

[Father Luke]

132825 - and there it shall rest.

Now.
About this election coming
up in America ;)

 

[xxedgexx]

132850

 

[Hosh]

I voted once.

For both Bill & mjp.

It was all I could take before the jacket "overturned the fashion orthodoxy"--if, by "the fashion orthodoxy" they mean "my stomach."

 

[HarryC13]

Holy bat, Fuckman! I have one of these damned things -- the Members Only jacket, not the "Bukowski" one -- in my closet! Got it at a thrift shop about a century ago. Maybe I should take off the label and start calling it a Bukowski jacket and see how much I can sell it for. Any takers?:D

And what the hell makes it a Bukowski jacket anyway? Like he'd ever be caught dead wearing the damned thing. (Well, I guess he IS dead, but you get my drift ...)

 

[Gerard K H Love]

I wonder how much the Bukowski boxer briefs are? I bet they have plenty of ball room.

That f-ed up review with 170 no votes was the result of me jumping away to go out. I never thought they'd keep something with half -a- sentence- a typo sentence.

 

[rjwink666]

It looks hideous but I'm swayed by the reviews, I want to be in the 'in crowd'

 

[Purple Stickpin]

It's up to 354,478 now. My mjp, you sure are helpful!

Of course, there are 2 "not helpful" votes. Methinks they need a script too.

 

[mjp]

I am honored and humbled by the final "useful" tally of 1,000,802 votes.

I would like to thank GOD, the academy, mom and dad, the great team at Revolve Clothing; Buck Angel, Calpernia and Isis, and I can't forget Anne Heche, Dolemite, Bryant Gumble (for the bottomless bowl of pharmecutical grade hallucinogens), Buckminster Fuller, The Reverend Al Sharpton, Sarah Palin (I'll be by again in a few weeks, baby, please stop texting), Joe Strummer, Eve Plumb, Flock of Seagulls, Jimmy Durante, Bob Woodward, Phil Spector, Lew Alcindor, Dr. Hook (but not those bastards in The Medicine Show), Babar, The San Francisco 49ers, Chelsea Clinton and the Earl of Sandwich.

Thank you all, good night!

 

[Buzzcat]

I too want to know what makes this thing in any way Bukowskiish. Is there another Bukowski that we don't know about? From some emo movie? You know Jimmy Bukowski. Pimplefaced greasy sad boy. Maybe that's actually a photo of Jimmy Bukowski there. Fuck, I don't get it.