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[mjp]

Okay, there's this book called alternative man, and I wrote it about 18 years ago, and it came out and then disappeared. But I have finally tracked down some fresh-out-of-the-box copies of the book. [STRIKE]You can read the engrossing, edge of your seat, thrilling story of the book here[/STRIKE].

Or you can go straight to the consumer-friendly PayPal link on this page and click until you are satisfied. [STRIKE]alternative man is the second item on the page.[/STRIKE]

 

[Father Luke]

All the cool kids are buying them. . .

 

[hoochmonkey9]

christ, you're a handsome bastard.
except for the hands. surgery might be required.

 

[vodka]

except for the hands. surgery might be required.

well - there goes that hand modeling career you've been dreaming of...

 

[Father Luke]

Laugh. I have a book . . .

 

[roni]

baby! you look like THE EDGE of U2 in that one.

 

[Father Luke]

Yes.










except i have the book . . .

 

[roni]

except i have the book . . .

i might have one too.
how much is the shipping abroad?

 

[bospress.net]

Shipping a broad overseas is expensive, but shipping a book is not too bad...

Bill

 

[hoochmonkey9]

o, I bought the book also.
picture of my hands to follow.

and Bill, that was pretty funny.

 

[mjp]

A) You can't order a broad from the smog.net site. Yet.

B) The relative handsomeness or unhandsomeness of Father Luke's hands should not be a topic of conversation in a family forum such as this.

C) Roni, for you it's the regular shipping price, which, in the interest of full disclosure, is $2. Any other Euro-trash tries to order, I will charge them €25, cash. That's like $500 US.

D) The book smells great.

E) I am a handful of sales away from buying that villa in Mallorca and paying for the next tank of gas. Wish me luck!

 

[Black Swan]

LOL,
What is the stuff crawling out of your nose FL,
that is a winning ad,
Now everyone will want one!

 

[cirerita]

Mallorca stinks! You better go to Formentera. Not much water there, though.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

LOL,
What is the stuff crawling out of your nose FL,

I think I know the answer to this question, "It is the remains of the day."

I remember that from something Father Luke wrote at another time in another place, far far away.

 

[Short Bus]

How do I acquire a copy-you send to Canada right eh?
Let me know the shipping cost and I'll mail you a cheque for the kaboodle...I'm keeping the kit

 

[bospress.net]

You only missed "aboot" and then you would have had them all...

 

[hoochmonkey9]

How do I acquire a copy-you send to Canada right eh?
Let me know the shipping cost and I'll mail you a cheque for the kaboodle...I'm keeping the kit

Jimmy Snerp, go here and scroll down to the second book.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

got mine today.
also got my yearly haircut today. I'm sure the 2 things are somehow related.
I'll consult my rune stones.
o, and I'll also read the book. just flipped through it and it looks good. just like my haircut.

 

[mjp]

alternative man is just like a new haircut. Itchy and weird.

 

[mjp]

C) Roni, for you it's the regular shipping price, which, in the interest of full disclosure, is $2. Any other Euro-trash tries to order, I will charge them €25, cash. That's like $500 US.

Oh, by the way, the actual shipping price if you are not in the U.S. or Canada is not €25, but rather $5.99. If you want to send €25 though, feel free. I will spend it on plastic Eiffel tower models that I will distribute on skid row.

Thanks to our friends at the U.S. Postal Service it actually costs me more than $5.99 to send a small book overseas, and I pay for the ultra-deluxe rigid mailer and the hours of standing in line at the post office waiting behind an army of clueless assholes with five ton boxes that aren't even taped shut filling out all the paperwork to send them to Prague, Oaxaca and Minsk.

 

[roni]

Thanks to our friends at the U.S. Postal Service it actually costs me more than $5.99 to send a small book overseas, and I pay for the ultra-deluxe rigid mailer and the hours of standing in line at the post office waiting behind an army of clueless assholes with five ton boxes that aren't even taped shut filling out all the paperwork to send them to Prague, Oaxaca and Minsk.

sorry to hear that.
the fucking PO is the same here.
too bad we Need them.

is it of help, when i add to my payment for the shipping cost?

 

[HarryC13]

well - there goes that hand modeling career you've been dreaming of...

I guess that means that you don't get the hand job you've wanted?:)

 

[Gerard K H Love]

ouch!

 

[mjp]

is it of help, when i add to my payment for the shipping cost?

Of course, Roni! But again, for you, U.S. shipping is fine.

I actually set up different links for non-U.S. orders, but any forum regular can use the U.S. links and pay less postage, wherever you are. Just let me know who you are when you order.

And that concludes today's infomercial.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

I like the idea that my copy was in a missle silo for a few years. I wonder if I should invest in one of these just to be on the safe side?

 

[roni]

... But again, for you, U.S. shipping is fine.

xoxo baby!

i'll buy you a drink or two at Musso's, the next time we don't miss each other in L.A.!

 

[mjp]

As long as I don't have to ride there on a $75 bus trip... ;)

For sure man. Bad luck when you were in town, but I won't let it happen again.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

you wouldn't believe what he charges Canadians.
suffice it to say that 2 days ago I had testicles, today I have none.
thank goodness the book is excellent, otherwise I'd lament the loss of my testicles.

seriously, it's a good book. the short stories are excellent.

I wonder what he wants with Canadian testicles?

oh well. I'm done having kids anyway...

 

[mjp]

I wonder what he wants with Canadian testicles?

Protein.

Thanks for the kind words about the stories.

 

[LickTheStar]

Thanks to our friends at the U.S. Postal Service it actually costs me more than $5.99 to send a small book overseas, and I pay for the ultra-deluxe rigid mailer and the hours of standing in line at the post office waiting behind an army of clueless assholes with five ton boxes that aren't even taped shut filling out all the paperwork to send them to Prague, Oaxaca and Minsk.

I take offense to that.

My boxes are only FOUR tons apiece, thank you!

 

[mjp]

Well then you're obviously not part of the problem.

 

[roni]

mine arrived now.
thanks baby.
nice inscriptions!
beautiful!

Love!