This morning I was trying to remember what was important about the 4th of Feb.
Happy Birthday. So when you have that big steak don't worry about the cholesterol or the fats, yeah right. Make sure and wash it down with some hearty red wine just like the old man. Enjoy it while you still have your teeth.
I have to present truth brutally: when you said you were going to post my "social security number and email" on the net, I sincerely and unequivocally thought you were 18-21. You are 50 years of age? You should be embarrassed.
Now, I know you're furiously working at your next empty threat, and before you send it off, I should let you know that in 21 years, when I am 50, I will still make grammatical errors--but I'll never be that immature.