I would, but I don't have the heart to deprive mjp of so much fun he's having there (translation: mjp could sack me if I start acting too much on my own initiative).
Besides, trimming Classic's stuff -he keeps quoting each and every entire post immediately preceding his messages and I keep deleting those redundant quotes- is a great exercise in moderation for me.
Now, can we all please go back on topic, which is German non-word of the year.