Pat Robertson is dead too but he just doesn't know it yet.
I just found out a friend of mine died from complications from being hit by a car. He was a better person than Pat or Oral and much more interesting. He loved thrift stores, yard sales and bargains in general. He didn't drink too much but he had a Charles Bukowski complexion but he was very friendly and a good sense of humor. Unlike the other dead you mentioned, if you gave him money he would pay you back.
Oh my, that sounds so up close and personal, he was a great guy. Another friend of mine use to always lend money to the deceased, he really misses him. (sob tears) It was something to hear him express his sadness about a friend. Steve use to make knives. He would spend hours grinding and shaping a knife and later sell it for $20 or $30 with a custom wood handle. Steve could sell a car when you needed even if you threated him.