It's hard to read some of these stories without reflecting back. I'm a drop-dead liberal on many issues, although I can share a slim few of the conservative values on certain issues.
I would prefer less government, but it seems clear to me that it's better to have an incompetent oversight of business than none at all.
Packaging engineers need to have their ball-bags encased in unopenable plastic with a CD/DVD strip that leaves a sticky residue on their dick forever.
Now:
I'm going to piss some people off here, but here goes:
Real Estate: The land belongs to the people. Those who own property for anything other than a residence or a place of business ought to be forced by law to offer that land to others at a price that doesn't leave one's bunghole feeling like the Grand Canyon.
Insurance: Anyone who makes a buck off of the misery or legal needs of others ought to hack their nuts off with a rusty grapefroot spoon. In most cases, one can't even use it unless the world comes to an end, in which case, it'll be worthless. Fucktarded.
Bankers: Seriously. WTF? You charge me to give you my money? Fuck off.
Worst of the worst: Majority shareholders in corporations, THE CREME DE LA CREME of the business world. What a bunch of skanks, who sit at the walnut table, eating doughnuts and slobbering coffee on their Armani and/or Mizrahi suits. They don't do the work, but they demand how hard we should work to meet the needs of their fat, lazy, scum-riddled asses, even when the work isn't there, they insist we hire people so that billable hours will meet quotas; meanwhile, our colleagues are short on hours and thinking of jumping ship...one would think they are uneducated, but we know better, right?
Marx was right. I only wish he could be here to sodomize all of these assholes.
So, I may vote for Obama, or perhaps Elmer Fudd. Word has it he has his shit together.
