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[nevada]

that has gotten away from me.

it's the one where bukowski tells us how to make a steak or the one where he keeps ordering steak and fries and the diner staff gets so angry at watching such an ape enjoying steak and fries that they chase him out.

much appreciated.

 

[deadnancy]

Sister! Yuo Win!!1!!!!

"I'll have it once more," Harry told the chef. "Another porterhouse and fries and another beer, please."

"YOU WILL NOT" the chef screamed. "YOU WILL PAY UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

from 'THE LIFE OF A BUM' (which i happened to have in septuagenarian stew.)

thanks!

ok... 1 out of 2. agreed about the waste of an avatar, tho. i used an old one.

:rolleyes:

 

[nevada]

nice.