That sounds like something for me...
How about Wake Up Mother Fucker Smelling Salts.
If you are in a daze or about to faint, or you just heard the worst news.
I believe the product was widely used in the past. They used it on a "mouchoir" for people overcome by emotions.
Well, it is back with a vengeance. Apparently athletes regularly use it. It is ammonia! https://www.elitefts.com/wake-up-motherf-r-smelling-salts.html