I have confirmation. purple, myself and nervas' mom (his real mom, not his old lady) are going on the road.
we will be doing all Doors songs. by all, I mean 2. the first one will be "L.A. Woman". I will stumble out on stage, late, grab the mic and fall to the ground. for 45 minutes I will mumble the line L.A. woman, you're my woman, over and over. purple and nervas' mom (again, his real mom, not his old lady) will vamp.
when I piss myself, that's the cue for the band to segue into "Riders On the Storm." during this number, I will fetal and grunt something about Native Americans.
we will not be playing New Haven.
thank you and good night.
and to purple's point, I tried playing Guitar Hero once and I couldn't do it because it seemed the complete opposite to actually playing the guitar.