greetings, my fellow patriots,
today is a glorious day not only for you and me, but america and freedom in general. today is the day that the (inter)national mobile defence squad strikes back at the heart of terror hundredthousandfold. this treachery i speak of reaches not from the deserts of tattooine or the great hall of odin, but from the inner sanctum of the cities: the networking of sewage and drainage pipes. yes, we must prepare for war, and prepare for war we will using our ingenuity and the tools we have been provided with by the gods and our fathers who happened to have the knowledge and the foresight to predict such a possible onslaught by c.h.u.ds, giant mutant spiders, and wave after wave of robots programmed with knowledge of several different martial arts.
gentlemen, i say to you with all honesty and beuracracy that now is the time to strike deep at the heart of the terror organization and cut off the multiple hydra-esque heads that will undoubtedly spring forth. we will suffer heavy losses, but if that is what must be done to prevent the castration of this great nation of ours, than i say we proceed forward with our heads held high beneath the boiling oil that will poured on them from such great distances and castle walls, and as our alien overlords are feasting on the endtrails of the last few porcupines, we will be proud to say that we were trampled underfoot by our genetic superiors.
thank you,
gen. hubbard
today is a glorious day not only for you and me, but america and freedom in general. today is the day that the (inter)national mobile defence squad strikes back at the heart of terror hundredthousandfold. this treachery i speak of reaches not from the deserts of tattooine or the great hall of odin, but from the inner sanctum of the cities: the networking of sewage and drainage pipes. yes, we must prepare for war, and prepare for war we will using our ingenuity and the tools we have been provided with by the gods and our fathers who happened to have the knowledge and the foresight to predict such a possible onslaught by c.h.u.ds, giant mutant spiders, and wave after wave of robots programmed with knowledge of several different martial arts.
gentlemen, i say to you with all honesty and beuracracy that now is the time to strike deep at the heart of the terror organization and cut off the multiple hydra-esque heads that will undoubtedly spring forth. we will suffer heavy losses, but if that is what must be done to prevent the castration of this great nation of ours, than i say we proceed forward with our heads held high beneath the boiling oil that will poured on them from such great distances and castle walls, and as our alien overlords are feasting on the endtrails of the last few porcupines, we will be proud to say that we were trampled underfoot by our genetic superiors.
thank you,
gen. hubbard
