anyway, i won't consider bill a master printer until he has a handlebar mustache and a green visor.
Funny that you should mention that. I recently grew a big beard. I decided to shave it, but what fun is it to just shave it? The fun is in shaving it into funny shapes. My friend justin.barrett did the same thing, so I copied him (although I have done this every time that I shaved my beard to mess with the kids.) I went from the month long scraggly beard, the removed just the chin, so the moustache wrapped around (which looked funny), then to the walrus, then to the regular run of the mill 70's porn moustache, then, to the hitler, followed QUICKLY by being clean shaven. Of course, my wife took pictures at each stage. The time before I started off with the Amish beard, which is a riot! Maybe next time, I'll go for the John Waters, which is also very funny.
Back to the term "Master Printer", Jordan is right, a master printer prints letterpress that looks like it is printed offset (this is called the "Kiss Impression". This is no small feat and takes a TON of talent, which is lost on everyone, except other like-minded printers. They consider those of us that print into the paper to be talentless hacks. Of course, I fail to see the reason spend all the time and effort to print letterpress that looks like offset, when I could just go to kinkos and get ti printed offset, but that it the dispute between old time printers and the new style printers. They hate us and we hate them.
Anyone can print the way that I do, really. Jordan, Justine & mjp will probably agree. It is not as much talent as it is dedication. Not only is it expensive to buy and move a 1200 lb presses and store 100 cases of type, paper, ink, furniture, etc, but it takes up a ton of space. My little 200 sq foot garage was converted into a print shop and i have friends that have a 2,000 sqft shop. Anyone that makes the trip out here and spends a weekend with me can design and print just as good as me, if not better, which makes the term "Master Printer" in my case, much more of a nice compliment than a reality.
I would rather the term "Insanely Obsessed Printer", but that would not sell as many broadsides.
Bill