You guys just don't recognize the syndrome because you are under its powerful spell. @Pogue Mahone
is a strong willed, extremely bright individualist, so he's immune to it.
He knows the truth: MJP Syndrome was developed in German laboratories and rigorously tested in Siberia and Ukraine for decades. It's been continuously reformulated, perfected, synthesized and spread across the globe via chemtrails, baby formula, communal hookah pipes and municipal water fluoridation.
I can talk about it now because the syndrome is so insidious and widespread that even when I tell you that you are affected by it, there's nothing you can do to escape its clutches.
AP file photo of MJP Syndrome development and testing.