Very Funny Letter from 1993 (1 Viewer)

To William Packard, January 2, 1993
Dear NYQ:
I am a native Albino who lives with a mother with a wooden leg and a father who shoots up. I have a parrot, Cagney, who says, "Yankee Doodle Dandy!" each time he excretes, which is 4 or 5 times a day. I once saw J.D. Salinger. Enclosed are my Flying Saucer poems. I have an 18 year old sister with a body like you've never seen. Nude photos enclosed. In case my poems are rejected, these photos are to be returned. In case of acceptance, I or my sister can be reached at 642-696-6969.
sincerely yours,
Byron Keats

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