Charles Bukowski - American author

So my wife and I just agreed that our first anniversay present would be a microscope. She's a nurse and I'm a chemist/environmental scientist and we both have microbiology in our past.

In addition to the 'scope, we got some prepared slides of plant, animal and human stuff, plus some blanks so I can look at my gooly-bag boys swimming and she can give herself pap-smears. Nothing says "I Love You" like a microbiological evaluation of each others bodily fluid, right?

Think of the money we'll save. :cool::eek: