this is like some kind of kindergarten-level reverse psychology 101 shit.
Somehow, I don't think so.I know when to pull in the reins.
Grizzled old chicken feathers. And he doesn't have the Bukowski letters anymore. He sold them for $10 each so he could afford to stock up on Metamucil, drug store reading glasses and saltines.This guy niceguy is just a founder in a disguize made of chicken feathers and bukowski letters and he's handing it up the side of the building without anynoe even seeing what he's doing...
Well, he did it. Al Fogel emailed me a picture of his "ripped" self:I will send you a few photos of me taken in the last 6 months.
Funny!! And I don't mean it in a "reverse psychology" sense. Genuinely funny & creative! I'm really enjoying your sardonic humor!! And I appreciate you guys spending all this time & effort on an old fogey whose brain cells are rapidly disappearing without the possibility of regeneration. I really am going to have to leave (YAY SAY THE NAY SAYERS!!!) and take my Metamucil , enema bag (anal expulsive) & Aunt Ednas cookies. But before I do, I want to thank all who participated on this thread--adding spunk & humor to what could have evolved into a dull & meaningless thread. Thank you ZAZEN, Thank you NERVAS(hilarious!), Thank you PONDER, Thank you JUSTINE, et al. Yes, an especial thanks to all my detractors without whom this post wd have lapsed into ennui. But I'll be back--not as a thread maker (Yay Say The Nay Sayers..repeat THAT 10 times in rapid sucession and if you do it right, I'll send you a signed copy of my Extravagant Absurdities--which I know your just panting in an ejaculatoty huff to receive). Not as a dreaded thread maker, but just to quietly cruise the outer edges--and respond to posts when I feel the urge to do. And Thank You MJP, for the sardonic humor (whether meant seriously or in jest, does it really matter) and for the truly funny photos & artwork and crazy cookoo cock project. (you knows anybody panting for 3 inches?..the rabbi fucked me up early on) By the way, mjp: there is a viscious malicious rumor being bandied about on other websites --a rumor so vile, so viscious & slanderous that if it were to be made known to the general buknet denizens, you might lose HALF your visitors and 3/4th your faithful diehards. Well, I'm going to reveal it now, you folks ready for this, hold your peckers: it's been rumored that MJP is a NICE GUY IN PERSON!!!!! Can you believe!! (NAH!!! say the nay sayers) Yup, it's true,the SECRET IS OUT! I talked to several folks who met mj pee pee and he is (as my own buknet moniker states) a totally NICE GUY--in person. I can't believe it! Shocking News, huh! Don't tell me its true say the nay sayers. Sorry buknets, that I had to be the purveyer of such BAD NEWS. Don't believe? Send me a private mess and I'll list the names of the people who personally met MJP and will vouch that--unlike his virtual sardonic counterpart--he really is a NICE GUY. Well, the other nice guy says goodbye for now --as this thread slowly dies in a heap of meaningless cowdung.Grizzled old chicken feathers. And he doesn't have the Bukowski letters anymore. He sold them for $10 each so he could afford to stock up on Metamucil, drug store reading glasses and saltines.
Oh, him. It's like I'm asking you who is the coach of Arsenal.Phil Jackson, Lakers coach.
d Then he tosses in the mix a great Buk quote "while having somebody fuck your wife while at work" (I wish somebody would..can I watch?).
OH YEAH!! YEAH!! YEAH!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd rather not. Reminds me of a dried out Vonnegut.He's much too old for fuck; look at his recent photograph on page two.
I feel your pain. Anyone who tries to be Buk doesn't earn much respect around here.Anyway, I suspect it's nothing more than his best shot at "profound" writing. Fabricating innovation or whatever.
... He may also be trying to emulate Bukowski, which hurts me. Deeply.