Erections, Ejaculations and General Tales of Ordinary Madness (1972)

Published as a prose collection by City Lights Books, 1/4/1972

Works in this Book

• The Most Beautiful Woman In Town - pg. 1
• Kid Stardust On The Porterhouse - pg. 8 - 1968
• Life In A Texas Whorehouse - pg. 15
• Six Inches - pg. 24 - circa 1970
• The Fuck Machine - pg. 35
• The Gut-Wringing Machine - pg. 47 - 1969
• 3 Women - pg. 58
• 3 Chickens - pg. 66 - 1968
• Ten Jack-Offs - pg. 76 - 1968
• Twelve Flying Monkeys Who Won't Copulate Properly - pg. 83
• 25 Bums In Rags - pg. 89 - 1968
• Non-Horseshit Horse Advice - pg. 99 - 1967
• Another Horse Story - pg. 104 - 1967
• The Birth, Life And Death Of An Underground Newspaper - pg. 109 - circa 1969
• Life And Death In The Charity Ward - pg. 130 - circa 1975
• The Day We Talked About James Thurber - pg. 140 - circa 1970
• All The Great Writers - pg. 148
• The Copulating Mermaid Of Venice, Calif. - pg. 156
• Trouble With A Battery - pg. 164 - 1968
• Swastika - pg. 169
• Politics Is Like Trying To Screw A Cat In The Ass - pg. 176 - 1968
• My Big-Assed Mother - pg. 180 - 1969
• A Lovely Love Affair - pg. 185
• All The Pussy We Want - pg. 195 - circa 1970
• The Beginner - pg. 202
• The Fiend - pg. 207 - circa 1969
• The Murder Of Ramon Vasquez - pg. 213
• A Drinking Partner - pg. 224
• The White Beard - pg. 231 - circa 1970
• A White Pussy - pg. 237 - 1968
• A .45 To Pay The Rent - pg. 241 - 1969
• Doing Time With Public Enemy No. 1 - pg. 248 - 1968
• Scenes From The Big Time - pg. 254
• Nut Ward Just East Of Hollywood - pg. 258 - circa 1970
• Would You Suggest Writing As A Career? - pg. 272 - circa 1971
• The Great Zen Wedding - pg. 284 - 1969
• Reunion - pg. 298 - circa 1971
• Cunt And Kant And A Happy Home - pg. 304 - 1968
• Goodbye Watson - pg. 312 - 1968
• Great Poets Die In Steaming Pots Of Shit - pg. 317 - 1968
• My Stay In The Poet's Cottage - pg. 323 - 1967
• The Stupid Christs - pg. 329 - 1969
• Too Sensitive - pg. 340 - 1967
• Rape! Rape! - pg. 345
• An Evil Town - pg. 351
• Love It Or Leave It - pg. 357 - circa 1970
• A Dollar And Twenty Cents - pg. 364 - 1967
• No Stockings - pg. 367 - 1969
• A Quiet Conversation Piece - pg. 374 - 1968
• Beer And Poets And Talk - pg. 381 - 1967
• I Shot A Man In Reno - pg. 385 - 1968
• A Rain Of Women - pg. 394 - 1968
• Night Streets Of Madness - pg. 400 - 1969
• Purple As An Iris - pg. 408 - circa 1971
• Eyes Like The Sky - pg. 415 - 1967
• One For Walter Lowenfels - pg. 421 - 1968
• Notes Of A Potential Suicide - pg. 428
• Notes On The Pest - pg. 434 - 1967
• A Bad Trip - pg. 440 - 1967
• Animal Crackers In My Soup - pg. 444 - circa 1971
• A Popular Man - pg. 457 - 1968
• Flower Horse - pg. 462 - 1967
• The Big Pot Game - pg. 467 - 1967
• The Blanket - pg. 471 - circa 1964

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