Anyone a monster belcher here?
I was one of the two kids in school that was notorious for belching capacity.
Adam Berwick was the other one. He was good at length, i.e. he could burp the entire alphebet.
I on the other hand had the upper hand on volume. And actually now that I think about it, both Adam and I had our moments of fame. During SATs or some shit like that, commons area full of quiet studying kids, I let rip a burp that scared the crap out of everyone. One of those immediate bomb attack belches. It was very cool to see so many people jump in their seats at the same time. And yes, I got a detention for it.
Adam followed in my footsteps the following day of those tests. All quiet on the testing front, and all of a sudden, Adam let loose a long & loud tommygun fart in one of those hard plastic chairs that literally echoed off the far wall of the commons. It was probably the hardest our entire class had collectively laughed, ever. And yes, he too got a detention.
But I digress.
I was one of the two kids in school that was notorious for belching capacity.
Adam Berwick was the other one. He was good at length, i.e. he could burp the entire alphebet.
I on the other hand had the upper hand on volume. And actually now that I think about it, both Adam and I had our moments of fame. During SATs or some shit like that, commons area full of quiet studying kids, I let rip a burp that scared the crap out of everyone. One of those immediate bomb attack belches. It was very cool to see so many people jump in their seats at the same time. And yes, I got a detention for it.
Adam followed in my footsteps the following day of those tests. All quiet on the testing front, and all of a sudden, Adam let loose a long & loud tommygun fart in one of those hard plastic chairs that literally echoed off the far wall of the commons. It was probably the hardest our entire class had collectively laughed, ever. And yes, he too got a detention.
But I digress.