After reading the "Mitch Mitchell dead" thread, it got me thinking, what's your life expectancy? how long do you think you can make it? how long will you live?
I think I'll make it up to 70 (*hope so)
I think I'll make it up to 70 (*hope so)
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Father Luke
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Forever.
This shit just doesn't end.
This shit just doesn't end.
Gerard K H Love
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I like that idea.
My Grandfather died 2 days after he turned 50, my brother died at 53 yrs. and 5 months and I am 54 and 5 months. My Dad is over 80 now so I just hope Father Luke is right.
We aren't supposed to know. It is one of the surprises of life, unless you want to spoil the surprise with a suicide.
LickTheStar
Sad Flower in the Sand
If I make it to 60 I'll be impressed. I really don't eat well most of the time...
Lolita Twist
Rose-hustler
Lewis Black? :D
Hubby thinks I'll die at 60. He yells at me for my "self-destruction" because he "doesn't want to watch me die". Yet, he has congestive heart disease, so.
I think I'll make it to 59.9 ;)
I made it to 40, so I'm pretty sure I'm immortal.
the world will explode or implode and I'll just step on my flying surfboard and hang ten to another planet.
o, wait. that's the Silver Surfer.
nevermind. I'll just aim for 75.
the world will explode or implode and I'll just step on my flying surfboard and hang ten to another planet.
o, wait. that's the Silver Surfer.
nevermind. I'll just aim for 75.
I'm going to have to say tomorrow; perhaps the day after that.
I'm in the clear until Friday, February 10, 2073. Just short of my 93rd birthday.
Or at least that's what deathclock.com tells me. So it must be true.
Or at least that's what deathclock.com tells me. So it must be true.
Try it twice in a row wih the eact same info...not that it matters anyway.
Damn, why did you have to tell me that? You just cost me 19 years of my life!
Thanks For the Advise, I will only be optimistic and try it once :)
Bukfan
"The law is wrong; I am right"
I did. I got the exact same info...unfortunately. When I changed my mood from normal to optimistic, I got 16 years extra to live...and when changed from smoker to non-smoker, I got another 3 years extra. If this keeps up, I'll live as long as your average Hobbit (140 years)...:D
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Gerard K H Love
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Live like a rock star and you take 20 years off.
Ain't that the truth.
according to the Death Clock i will live until I'm 104.
Of course i will have run out of my Social Security
(if there even is such a thing by then)
and whatever Pension I have left
that hasn't been eatin' up by the economic catastrophes.
Medicare will be funded by the Lottery and
Retirement homes will be run by prisoners.
This should be fun I'm looking forward to this........
If I live like a Rock Star I'll die at 27, so I guess I'm already dead.:D
Of course i will have run out of my Social Security
(if there even is such a thing by then)
and whatever Pension I have left
that hasn't been eatin' up by the economic catastrophes.
Medicare will be funded by the Lottery and
Retirement homes will be run by prisoners.
This should be fun I'm looking forward to this........
If I live like a Rock Star I'll die at 27, so I guess I'm already dead.:D
"I do not think seventy years is the time of a man or woman,
Nor that seventy millions of years is the time of a man or a woman,
Nor that years will ever stop the existence of me, or any one else.
Is it wonderful that I should be immortal?
as every one is immortal;
I know it is wonderful, but my eyesight is equally wonderful,
and how I was conceived in my mother's womb is equally wonderful,
[...]
And that my soul embraces you this hour, and we affect each other without ever seeing each other, and never perhaps see each other, is every bit as wonderful."
(Walt Whitman. from: 'Who learns my lesson complete')
Nor that seventy millions of years is the time of a man or a woman,
Nor that years will ever stop the existence of me, or any one else.
Is it wonderful that I should be immortal?
as every one is immortal;
I know it is wonderful, but my eyesight is equally wonderful,
and how I was conceived in my mother's womb is equally wonderful,
[...]
And that my soul embraces you this hour, and we affect each other without ever seeing each other, and never perhaps see each other, is every bit as wonderful."
(Walt Whitman. from: 'Who learns my lesson complete')
number6horse
okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
I quit cigarettes 11 years ago, my cholesterol is normal,
my prescription keeps me from jumping off a bridge,
and I bike or swim several days a week.
Which means next time I cross the street,
I will be flattened by a garbage truck.
my prescription keeps me from jumping off a bridge,
and I bike or swim several days a week.
Which means next time I cross the street,
I will be flattened by a garbage truck.
bospress.net
www.bospress.net
Sept 13, 2020, according to deathclock.
Sad, I don't have long....
Bill
Sad, I don't have long....
Bill
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
I saw a TV show on National Geographic about how the Mayan callender ends on Dec 21st 2012 and the I Ching predicts an end the same time. So we all have just a few years left. Enjoy.
The I Ching predicts nothing and everything. Each hexagram is designed to be applied to the question posed by the person posing it. So, any given hexagram will mean as many different things as there are people consulting it.
bospress.net
www.bospress.net
Hi,
In regards to the Mayan calendar, I use this statement.
My calendar in my back pocket ends on 12/31/08. That does not mean that the world ends on that date, just my calendar.
As advanced as the Mayans were, they had to stop the calendar sometime.
It is funny. I have actually heard the loonie "end of times" preachers talk about how Jesus is coming back and the rapture is going to happen on 12/21/12 and cite the I Ching (a stretch at best) and the Mayans. The funny thing is that these same people condemn telling the future and monotheism, yet use these distant stretches to rally people and get the donations.
Check out the very disturbing and completely insane "Jack Van Impe" sometime. Him and his human skeleton of a wife go down this road all the time...
Bill
In regards to the Mayan calendar, I use this statement.
My calendar in my back pocket ends on 12/31/08. That does not mean that the world ends on that date, just my calendar.
As advanced as the Mayans were, they had to stop the calendar sometime.
It is funny. I have actually heard the loonie "end of times" preachers talk about how Jesus is coming back and the rapture is going to happen on 12/21/12 and cite the I Ching (a stretch at best) and the Mayans. The funny thing is that these same people condemn telling the future and monotheism, yet use these distant stretches to rally people and get the donations.
Check out the very disturbing and completely insane "Jack Van Impe" sometime. Him and his human skeleton of a wife go down this road all the time...
Bill
Indeed; just a couple more "take a dump in their mouth and duct tape it shut" candidates.
CarversDog
RIP
May 17, 2026, if we are to trust the Death Clock. Spring is a good time to go. Which reminds me, I still haven't picked up my mom's ashes from the funeral home. That's gonna be a weird experience. What does one say when they walk in the door? "Hi, I'm here to pick up my mom"?
Father Luke
Founding member
Death is a grave mistake.
Hi, I'm here to pick up my mom,
and to take her home, yes.
Godspeed.
jim, jimi, janis?
number6horse
okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
Don't forget Kurt Cobain.
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
chronic has boogie fever. At least he knows the words to by A Taste of Honey. That has to add a couple of years to your life.
Makes you want to dance. I am so sick of Disco music.
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