Honestly george, I thought we were friends? And now you do me like this? I thought my Detroit brotherhood was stronger than that. Maybe the snow is driving you insane. I understand.
Well, I say I understand, but the truth is I am very hurt. All those nights we stayed up late chatting via IM, you opening up to me, me opening up to you - you said we were connected, that we were on the same wavelength! Now what should I believe? You have turned on me like a UAW scab, and I don't know who you are anymore!
Consider this my goodbye, george. Don't IM me, don't call me, don't friend me on facebook. I will put your Christmas presents in the mail, because you are disinvited for the holidays! I can't believe you!