Oh man, that article was priceless! I found one of the users comments below the story just as entertaining:
Anyway, when it comes to ratting out cats, dogs are such tattle-tales, sucking up to "the Man" to get a treat from their "Master"! No self-respecting cat would ever rat out a dog; it's called integrity, folks, and it's all about standing up for a fellow four-legger, whether feline or canine. Guess that kind of thinking is passe' nowadays.