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shoehn

I need some new friends right now. How can I get outta this town I am in and move in with some of you people to start my new life?
 
Yeah man, come on over. I'm rich and live in a big house. All you have to do is mow the lawn. I'm kind of particular about that though.
 
"All right, now I want to tell you this. I am going to come out and check everything when you're finished, and when you're done I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE HAIR STICKING UP IN EITHER THE FRONT OR THE BACK LAWN! NOT ONE HAIR! IF THERE IS...!"
 
"All right, now I want to tell you this. I am going to come out and check everything when you're finished, and when you're done I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE HAIR STICKING UP IN EITHER THE FRONT OR THE BACK LAWN! NOT ONE HAIR! IF THERE IS...!"
Don't worry shoehn, that's the bad scenario, if ever you don't work correctly. But if the lawn is impeccable, he'll offer you some ice-cream, as rich and bourgeois people do.
 

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