Foolish humans. Each day I grow stronger and more invincible. Soon I will consume your puny Presidents and Prime Ministers like so much steak tar tar and dispatch the rest of you with no more than a glance and a shrug.
Thanks yáll. I was drunk the night before my birthday, hangover at the 4th and didn't drink a single drop.
Got myself a nice sloppy spring-coat and some second hand clothes. Had apple pie, it's the only pie I eat.
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