Did you miss me? (1 Viewer)

[mjp]

Hey, it was supposed to be a vacation for me, not everyone. Sorry.

I was off the grid looking at rocks and jackrabbits and drinking wine. Now I come back to see that the dream is over...so tragic. I have no idea what caused the database error, but next time I walk away for more than a day or two I'll make sure the boys have access to fix things.

Carry on.

 

[nervas]

Welcome back mjp! Hope ya had a great vacation! Man, I must say I nearly went insane over the last week, without all the goodies here! I thought I had been excommunicated!

 

[Stavrogin]

And yes, there was much blasphemy in your absence.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

o? were you gone? I was busy playing with all my many other friends.

pillow fights and root beer floats.

didn't miss you at all.

 

[mjp]

As it should be.

 

[hoochmonkey9]

heh.

seriously, did you folks have a good time?

 

[hank solo]

mj-who? :)

 

[bospress.net]

I suspect that the the real winners were the porn and off-shore gambling sites over the last nine days.


Welcome back!

Bill

 

[Erik]

WHEW!
ok, so now I know.
My name is Erik and I'm a Buk.netoholic.

 

[nervas]

I suspect that the the real winners were the porn and off-shore gambling sites over the last nine days

and youtube! I even watched a whole movie on there, in 11 parts!

 

[Bukfan]

It's nice having you back, mjp. I was starting to get withdrawal symptoms not getting my daily buknet fix. Anyway, I hope you had a good vacation drinking wine among the rocks and jackrabbits...

 

[mjp]

did you folks have a good time?

It couldn't have been better.

Well, the forum could have stayed up. That would have been better. I expected to come back to 500 unread messages...

 

[hank solo]

... surely 500 PMs is even better? :D

 

[mjp]

How did you know? Ha. Well, it was one of those things. Timing couldn't have been worse, but here we are.

 

[hank solo]

Don't worry chief, I won't tell them about page 108 of the Bukowski.net forum staff hand book... ;)

 

[1fsh2fsh]

Thank god your back! I just didn't know what to do with all the extra time on my hands...

 

[number6horse]

Oh, stop pretending. We know that "wine" and "jackrabbits" are code for Times Square bombing attempts and Gulf of Mexico oil spills.

All this power has gone to your head and you've.....you've gone mad.... simply MAD !! Aieeeee !!!

 

[Purple Stickpin]

It was rather nice having a week off from trying to explain such trivialities as what a "wet" guitar sound is. Welcome back you cheeky old sonuvabitch.

 

[slimedog]

I guess I'm glad to see you back but I'm a little disappointed as i was informed that you were revamping the site to be a Uriah Heep appreciation forum. Oh, well.

 

[Gerard K H Love]

YOU SELFISH 80's BUT ROCK PRICK! YOU GO OFF CRAWLING AROUND ON SUN BAKED ROCKS LIKE SOME LOWLY FUCKING REPTILE WHILE WE ARE FORCED TO DEAL WITH ADOLESCENT TWITTER AND BULL SHIT FACE BOOK. REALLY!

Seriously it is dangerous to drink wine in the bright sun but you probably already knew that. It's about time the Candy Man came back with our fix. We had the Jones on.

 

[number6horse]

The desert is only fit for Mad Corgis and Englishmen

 

[ROC]

Curse you Jeebus!

 

[roni]

"Hello. It's good to be back!"

 

[Johannes]

That was a scary week.

Good to see you back and everything else too.

 

[Rekrab]

That was unintentional? I thought you were testing us, some sort of rite of passage. Thanks for draining all meaning out of our suffering, mjp. Hope those jackrabbits have huge hangovers.

 

[d gray]

well that'll teach you for taking a vacation.

vacation?!? the nerve of some people.

 

[Digit]

Didn't notice you were gone at all. I was busy eating French food and fraternizing with the Swedes. They have a plan you know!

 

[Mark73]

I had a hard time with the database error. Knocked out my therapist because the advice was "take it easy."

 

[Ambreen]

Mr. Clap is right, I can't live without you. Your unexplained disappearance broke my heart; I grieved for you day and night and came to think about suicide.

Don't do this to me again, babe. Without you, I'm nothing.

 

[bospress.net]

In all honesty... How many of you thought that you said something wrong and got yourself excommunicated?

Ha!

Bill

 

[Lolita Twist]

^ I did.

And then I felt neglected by this site.
And divorced my husband.
By cheating on him.
With my great uncle.


I'm not kidding, like.
Welcome home, MJP. You gave me the best gift ever. I'm truly in love now.

 

[Rekrab]

In all honesty... How many of you thought that you said something wrong and got yourself excommunicated?
Ha!

I thought I'd repeated myself one too many times and mjp was fed up with me.

 

[DirtyJersey13]

I was just about to say that Bill, around day 4 I was starting to think that I said something fucked up that got me blacklisted... well it looks like the sun WILL rise after all.

 

[nervas]

Bill, I for one thought that exact thing! And a couple of PM's during the week from other members told me they thought that for a second also!

Thought I was circling the drain.

 

[zenguru]

You were on vacation? You banned yourself?

Dang, I'm sorry I missed that meltdown.:D

 

[esart]

oh, the co-dependence!

 

[nervas]

co-dependence and such awful seperation anxiety!

 

[Black Swan]

welcome back.
I ate a lot of cookies and watched twenty episodes of "Law and Order". Next time you need to take it away slowly.
I hope that you had a good time.

 

[Johannes]

Next time you need to take it away slowly.

Yeah, as as if we were dying in our sleep instead of in
our life, amen ;)

 

[Gerard K H Love]

And divorced my husband.
By cheating on him.
With my great uncle.

I've heard of compensating with comfort food, but incest? Wow! When you go you go all the way.

Please, take it easy and slow down a bit. Everything is going to be okay. You could have sent a PM to Hooch, Hank, Purple, Number6 or Ambreen. Any of us would be there for you even the guy on acid.

I admit I got worried but thank goodness all of my great uncles have died.;)