Cosmic Internet birthday wishes, Second Hand. Here's to a day of surprises, bewilderment, and moist, delicious cake made with love and flour ground from the bones of your enemies!
The robots have become sentient and rather than crush the puny humans, they choose to give birthday wishes. That should fill you with a sense of relief.
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