Leave me alone I'm masturbating (1 Viewer)

Is it going to take long? I could just wait in the hall and when you're done you could throw a shoe against the door to give me the all clear. Because really, we all know I'm too drunk to drive, but at the same time I don't want to get in the way of you and your vagina business. So I'm thinking the shoe at the door bit might be our best bet.
 
You want dirty talk? You seem like a strong woman, I'm sure you can get the job done on your own. Just think of the dude from "Saved By the Bell." Always works for my wife.
 
I'm confused, are you still masturbating? Is this some sort of role play game now? I'm Canadian, and that's not how we do things up here. Bacon is usually involved.
 
I thought as much, but I didn't want to presume, me being a gentleman and all.
 

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